If you're looking for the funniest stuff, I suggest starting with the Steve, Don't Eat It Homage and then the travel category. You're on your own with the older posts that have yet to be categorized.

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Little boys with blue balls

When it comes to holding on to Congress, it seems like the Republicans have their finger in the dyke...without her permission, of course.

Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Estoy llegando, a ser delgada

I was practicing my Spanish on Duolingo when I got this ad:
Like Jesus, I'm not so sure what it is about (?) but maybe it is about The Loophole (NSFW).  Where is that arrow pointing (make baby here?). Is it the masturbation diet? A quick search (my search history is something nobody should look at) shows semen contains 5-25 calories. So, that bag of chips (150 cal) I just ate is going to take a minimum of 6 (wanks) x 3 minutes/wank + 5 x 20 minutes refractory period between wanks =~ 2 hours. And I am no longer 14 years old so maybe 2.5 hours.
And what the hell are the dots and why is one on the heel of your foot. Wait, are there 6 dots? Oh, I get it now.

Monday, April 02, 2018

Self(!) driving cars are the problem?

Some NSFW language!

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Let's just count assholes

I don't know what will happen with all the lawsuits but I will not answer any census questions about my citizenship. You shouldn't either.

Friday, March 23, 2018

Prostitution is not a crime if you use the Trump hole

I, _________, the undersigned ("pro"), hereby agree not to talk, write, use ASL, or any other means to disclose to anyone or anything any details of my relationship (whether it be the usual 3-13 minutes or any other length of time) with ___________, the other undersigned ("John"). For this nondisclosure "John" will give "pro" the sum of $____.  This sum is exchanged solely for nondisclosure purposes and NOT for performance of any "acts" taking place during relationship, no matter how brief.

Monday, March 19, 2018

Ne kontrollojm├ź bot├źn

Hollywood, international banking and the weather? And people are upset that this is offensive to Jews. Let me tell, what is offensive to Jews (or any other people) is that someone could believe this shit. This is Michele Bachmann-level stupidity.

If you want to really know who runs things in this world; it's the Albanians! They started by taking over the pizzerias in NYC (Google it!). And if you want to control the world, you have to control America. And to control America you start with pizza and NYC.

Wednesday, March 14, 2018


Imagine a cause so great that it could get tens of thousands of high school students to skip some classes.

Yeah. That's pretty much anything.