If you're looking for the funniest stuff, I suggest starting with the Steve, Don't Eat It Homage and then the travel category. You're on your own with the older posts that have yet to be categorized.

Monday, April 02, 2018

Self(!) driving cars are the problem?

Some NSFW language!

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Let's just count assholes

I don't know what will happen with all the lawsuits but I will not answer any census questions about my citizenship. You shouldn't either.

Friday, March 23, 2018

Prostitution is not a crime if you use the Trump hole

I, _________, the undersigned ("pro"), hereby agree not to talk, write, use ASL, or any other means to disclose to anyone or anything any details of my relationship (whether it be the usual 3-13 minutes or any other length of time) with ___________, the other undersigned ("John"). For this nondisclosure "John" will give "pro" the sum of $____.  This sum is exchanged solely for nondisclosure purposes and NOT for performance of any "acts" taking place during relationship, no matter how brief.

Monday, March 19, 2018

Ne kontrollojm├ź bot├źn

Hollywood, international banking and the weather? And people are upset that this is offensive to Jews. Let me tell, what is offensive to Jews (or any other people) is that someone could believe this shit. This is Michele Bachmann-level stupidity.

If you want to really know who runs things in this world; it's the Albanians! They started by taking over the pizzerias in NYC (Google it!). And if you want to control the world, you have to control America. And to control America you start with pizza and NYC.

Wednesday, March 14, 2018


Imagine a cause so great that it could get tens of thousands of high school students to skip some classes.

Yeah. That's pretty much anything.

Ask Kudlow

I've created the Larry Kudlow Economic Oracle. Simply ask any economic question then scroll down for the Oracle's answer.

Free market capitalism!
If you don't like that oracle, I have another. The Kudlow-based Nuanced Economic Oracle. Ask any economic question and then scroll down for the nuanced answer.

Free market capitalism, probably.

Wednesday, March 07, 2018

They must be late for their job at Expedia

It now takes something this bad for me to bother uploading a video. To be fair, if there was a second person in the car, the driver was probably too distracted by the other person telling them that they illegally drove around the cones to see the red light he was running. (Update: watching the video, I don't see a second person.)