I was practicing my Spanish on Duolingo when I got this ad:
Like Jesus, I'm not so sure what it is about (?) but maybe it is about The Loophole (NSFW). Where is that arrow pointing (make baby here?). Is it the masturbation diet? A quick search (my search history is something nobody should look at) shows semen contains 5-25 calories. So, that bag of chips (150 cal) I just ate is going to take a minimum of 6 (wanks) x 3 minutes/wank + 5 x 20 minutes refractory period between wanks =~ 2 hours. And I am no longer 14 years old so maybe 2.5 hours.
And what the hell are the dots and why is one on the heel of your foot. Wait, are there 6 dots? Oh, I get it now.
