If you're looking for the funniest stuff, I suggest starting with the Steve, Don't Eat It Homage and then the travel category. You're on your own with the older posts that have yet to be categorized.

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

I don't think this got covered outside South Florida.

Monday, August 22, 2016

Foiler Alert!

DJT has been talking about the rigged elections that he has presumably already lost (what did I miss?) He claims that without voter ID laws, people will just go in and out and in and out (like they're playing all night) and just vote over and over. I wondered if he had ever voted.
I put in a FOIL request for DJT (scroll down to How to Request Voter Registration Data). I did not expect anything but after a couple of days I got the information.

I would post the pdf's but I'm not sure if that would be non-election use. Here's some tidbits.

DJT registered in 1987. His voting history starts in 2004 (whether this indicates he didn't vote or that earlier records are not electronic, I don't know.) Biggest surprise to me was that he has voted mostly at the polls and not by absentee. He's also voted quite a bit more than I expected.

So he knows how voting works. You go in, sign your name and the poll worker compares it to the one on file. How do you repeat this process? Only by signing other peoples' names. (To be fair, DJT might think that black people more likely to be illiterate and sign with an X, which is not hard to forge.) I don't know if this makes him a typical politician, an idiot or a troll. I'm not sure what the the difference is between those three options, either.

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

I have a dream...

Last night I had a dream that my penis had become attached to my underwear.

This is known as the Johnson-Weld nightmare.

Friday, August 12, 2016

I don't want to drink this punch

How do you decide who to vote for in this election? For me, I pick the least worse option. Up until a month or so ago that could still conceivably had been Trump. The scenario might have gone like this: Clinton indicted (and not just some BS indictment but a you are [or should be] going to jail for that one) and Trump pivots to something approaching a normal candidate.
The first did not happen. Every time Clinton talks about the server she erodes by some percentage (<100 any="" back.="" bsc="" can="" continues="" do="" ever.="" far="" from="" get="" gone="" hand="" has="" he="" his="" is="" it="" just="" little="" me.="" not="" nothing="" of="" on="" or="" other="" out="" p="" palin-esque="" say="" she="" sliver="" so="" support="" the="" there="" to="" train.="" trump="" what="" wiped="">Clinton could still lose me. Which would leave Johnson (LOL), Stein (ROFLMAO), a write-in or not voting. Ugh.

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

You can't defy the laws of physics!

My girlfriend just explained the only way Trump can still win.
"Kobayashi Maru."

Tuesday, August 02, 2016

The Worst (except for the other one)

Compared to every previous Presidential campaign I can remember, this Clinton campaign is the worst I've ever seen. Her handling of the email server situation is appallingly bad and incomprehensible.
Fortunately for her, the Trump campaign is even worse. I wouldn't be surprised if he basically stops running (perhaps claiming a rigged system).
I predict turnout lower than in 2012. Clinton may win by 20 points and the Libertarian and Green parties splitting 10-15% of the vote. (This assumes Trump stays in and somewhat gets his shit together, a dubious assumption).