I'm going to be flying AirBerlin in a few months. I checked their baggage policy and came across this:
The following articles may only be carried in checked baggage:
- Cutlery
- Razor blades
- Toy guns and commercially available toys that could be used as a weapon
- Catapults
- Sports rackets and other sports and leisure equipment that could be used as a weapon
- Knitting needles
Did I not post this yet? I must be losing it.
If you don't recognize the costume, it's Gir from Invader Zim.
Hey! I just noticed the tongue and zipper! Funny!
Thanks Zimbo!
Here's a list of the 10 Worst Products for Men Ever Created. I don't know how Hair in a Can can compete with the Recto Rotor or Radioactive Jockstrap but you can decide for yourself.
What do you call a guy who's born Jewish and has nails put into his feet?
OK, then, what do you call a guy who's born Jewish and pulls nails out of his feet?
Disgusting?
I was going to write a piece about my sack but I haven't got my hands on it yet. I'm still waiting to hear those magic words: I've got your sack right here. (Even funnier if I name my sack Paul Revere.)
I expect my sack to be very comfortable (perfect for one or two people). I'll mostly use my sack while watching TV but also while eating or reading. Unlike the guy in the video, I think I'll keep my sack in the living room as opposed to dragging it around everywhere I go.
That's about the most disturbing video I've ever seen.
Attention teenagers!
Are your parents really getting on your case? Telling you what you can and can't do, what time to be home, do you homework, eat your vegetables, blah, blah, blah.
Well, this is a democracy...not a dictatorship. So if your 'rents are acting like 'tators, order a few thousand of these in their name and George W. Bush himself will personally see to it that democracy is restored to your house!
Also works for annoying co-workers, neighbors who play their music too loud and people who stand in line at the ATM and don't get their card out until after they get to the machine.
Update! A friend pointed out the "Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought" which features mousetraps, anal douches, crotchless knickers, 1 lb. fat replica, electromagnetic field meter, goat's milk and several Resident Evil books.
I really don't want to meet anyone who's bought that uranium.
A couple of nights ago I was at the grocery store; Aldi to be specific. I'm at the checkout line and there are two women in front of me. The one currently checking out is trying to use her debit card and it's not working.
She explains how she just used the card earlier that afternoon. The cashier guesses that maybe she doesn't have enough money in the account (her bill is $9 and change). The customer explains that it should automatically overdraft from her savings account. After several attempts she gives up and starts going through her handbag. She finds three dollars and starts working on finding loose change.
Meanwhile, the line at the cashier (there is only one open) grows and people are starting to grumble. And then the Miracle on 7th Street occurred.
The woman in front of me (who may not have been Albanian) offers to pay the first woman's $9+ bill! She does and even refuses to take the $3+change that the first woman had scrounged from her handbag.
Wow! That's about the nicest thing I've ever seen.
Maybe I'll try to get someone to buy my groceries the next time I'm there. (That's a joke people!)
