#AGAIN!

Imagine a cause so great that it could get tens of thousands of high school students to skip some classes.

Yeah. That's pretty much anything.

Ask Kudlow

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Free market capitalism!
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Free market capitalism, probably.

They must be late for their job at Expedia

It now takes something this bad for me to bother uploading a video. To be fair, if there was a second person in the car, the driver was probably too distracted by the other person telling them that they illegally drove around the cones to see the red light he was running. (Update: watching the video, I don't see a second person.)

On we?

BREAKING NEWS: Barron Trump has resigned as the son of President.

UPDATE: There was a slight miscommunication in the last story. In actuality Barron Trump is resigned to being the son of the President. We regret the ennui.

Expedia! For Trump voters only!

Background: someone used my email address to open an Expedia account (I assume they did not use their own email because they have already been through the following).

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Subject:            Other:Account Settings        
Sent:            Feb 15, 2018 7:15:17 AM        

            Name: Kristy *** 
Message: I am not Kristy ***. I do not know anyone with that name. I do not know how you allow people to create accounts without proving their email address is theirs. Please close this account and STOP EMAILING ME!  

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Dear Expedia customer,
Thank you for contacting us. We will do our best to respond to your inquiry within 24 hours.
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Dear Kristy, 

We understand how important for you to close your account.

For your reference, please be aware that if you have accounts on multiple Expedia websites with the same email address these accounts will also be closed. Also, as a result of closing your account, you will lose any Expedia + points, associated status and benefits available in these accounts. 

In addition, any itineraries without reservations or ticket purchases with this account will be deleted. You would not be able to sign in or access any information associated with this account, but you can open a new account at any time. 
If you wish to proceed with this request, please email us back with your confirmation. 

Your business means a lot to Expedia. 


Shiella 
Expedia Customer Service Team 


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Subject:             Re: Other:Account Settings - Case ID : [REQ:M-***]          

Thank you for not even reading my email. Now please close this account! 



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Dear Customer, 

We apologize for the confusion and allow us to provide you information on how to close your account. 

In order for us to continue to permanently delete this account, we recommend that your reply to this email with your approval on deleting your account.    

Please be reminded that, account closure is permanent and cannot be reinstated. In addition, once you have closed your Expedia account, any itineraries without reservations or ticket purchases with this account will be deleted. You will no longer be able to sign in or access any information associated with this account, including your Expedia Rewards. 

We are always willing to assist you whenever you need Expedia again and we hope this information would help to resolve your concern. 


Cross 
Expedia Customer Service Team 

What about his Goppelganger

Mussolini was known as "il duce" and is it only for that our dear leader get a similar Italian nickname during for him. Therefore, I declare that from hence forward Trump shall be know as "la doccia". Congratulations!

Second place went to "Your/His assHoliness".

First Amendment

A while ago I predicted Paul Ryan would be the next President. I no longer think that will be the case. I still think the Speaker of the House will be our next President but I no longer believe that will be Ryan.

As the Mueller indictments wash in, it will certainly be interesting to see if Nancy Pelosi can keep her Democratic leadership position.