I can see your noodle

At Wally World yesterday, they were out of carts (except the electric ones and even I won't take one of those). Of all things, I was buying a new car battery, which they handily keep at the back of the store. I lug the thing to the self checkout line and I'm standing behind this guy. He has a cart. In it are four pool noodles.

That's how yesterday went.