Frankenstein's Monster

 China is America's Prigozhin.

STPO TEH STEALRE!

 Here's a new campaign slogan I offer free-of-charge for Desantis.

LESS DON
MO_RON!

A Picture Paints Two Words

 

If Only He Could Afford Care!

 He likely has only 40 years left to live. Devastating!

Fool Me Once...

 The first Saudi Arabians have now reached the ISS. Neither of them were interested in learning how to land the Dragon capsule. 🤔

ARgh!

 Here's a quote from some analyst about Apple's upcoming AR/VR headset.

Gurman says, “Apple’s ambition is that customers will eventually wear the device continuously all day

I'll leave out the talk about selling it at cost ($3000) and how there thought is it could be as big as the iPad or Apple Watch markets.

It's not that there's no market for AR/VR. It's not that $3000 is a problem IN THOSE MARKETS. It's just that the market is, for Apple, tiny. This will be a Newton-esque failure. 

And this goes straight to Tim Cook not being a creative guy. He's an operations guy. Apple had done nothing but live off the fat of it's Steve Jobs era. Maybe throw Ive in there too. 

Apple has again gone from an innovation company to a tech company that just sells overpriced hardware to masses who don't know better.

Hell No! Won't Eat Your Go!

Seres Therapeutics will start selling the first FDA-approved product made from human feces for $17,500.

bizjournals.com article

Not sure how this can compete with a similar offering from Twitter for $8 per month.

I'm not saying, I'm just saying

 The previous President was singularly responsible for ushering in an era of "I government" when really what he needed was "WeGovy-ment".

HODLing on for Dear Life

 Binance is SVB without the FDIC.

AI IOU

 I just asked GPT-4 how to destroy the world and it gave me the source code for Twitter.