No ribbons?

Notice the passenger name is not filled in. Start the bidding now!

I'm so proud of this selfie

I'm as proud as a...a...a...well I don't know the saying but pretty proud!

Is this a compliment or an insult?

"You look like you understand computers." I.e. You look like a nerd.

My response: You look like you know a lot about food! (Just kidding.)

In other news, big bare breasts at the pool today. Someone should tell that guy to wear a two piece.

What do you call a bunch of lizard poop?

Iguana guano?

Was in Aruba today for a short stop. Highlights were the Iguanas and watching a plane land from the beach right next to the airport.
All kidding aside, this is probably the nicest of the Caribbean islands I've visited.

Last night was my first time

Last night, for the first time ever, I used a hair straightener or a hair iron or whatever you call those things.

For those of you thinking "but you're bald!" and then thinking "Eww!" I say, get you heads out of the gutter! I used it to iron my shirt (actual irons are not allowed on board). I think this is a rule in place since the Monitor vs. the Merrimac.

I just learned what is in a Rob Roy

The hard way!

Actually it is not a bad drink.

That wraps up today's  excitement. I spent most of the day reading and watching the water flow by.

Let's start with food

I had a nice lunch of salad, pasta Bolognese and fruit. That held me over until 5 when I had lunch #2 of half a croque something (think Monte Cristo without the jam) and some more fruit. How that gets me through to dinner!