Last night was my first time

Last night, for the first time ever, I used a hair straightener or a hair iron or whatever you call those things.

For those of you thinking "but you're bald!" and then thinking "Eww!" I say, get you heads out of the gutter! I used it to iron my shirt (actual irons are not allowed on board). I think this is a rule in place since the Monitor vs. the Merrimac.