Hell No! Won't Eat Your Go!

Seres Therapeutics will start selling the first FDA-approved product made from human feces for $17,500.

bizjournals.com article

Not sure how this can compete with a similar offering from Twitter for $8 per month.

I'm not saying, I'm just saying

 The previous President was singularly responsible for ushering in an era of "I government" when really what he needed was "WeGovy-ment".

HODLing on for Dear Life

 Binance is SVB without the FDIC.

AI IOU

 I just asked GPT-4 how to destroy the world and it gave me the source code for Twitter.

Impeachy Keen

Looking at my history of political prognostication, I think it is fair to say I am terrible at it. But why let something like that get it my way?

I think the working idea for impeachment of Trump is to have the investigation go on through much of 2020 culminating in his impeachment by the House at a point in time that makes it impossible for the Senate to conduct a trial before the election.

This time frame could be sped up if public opinion turns drastically against Trump (ha!) or slowed if the crass politics turns against the Dems (haha!).

I can see your noodle

At Wally World yesterday, they were out of carts (except the electric ones and even I won't take one of those). Of all things, I was buying a new car battery, which they handily keep at the back of the store. I lug the thing to the self checkout line and I'm standing behind this guy. He has a cart. In it are four pool noodles.

That's how yesterday went.

GOP hires Aunt Tom to question Kavanaugh accusers

Surprise, it's Anita Hill!