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Monday, March 24, 2008

Shave Your Dog

I'm not losing my hair, it's simply sliding further down my body.

Yesterday, I decided to trim the hair on my neck. I got out my clippers and starting buzzing around and I was struck with this thought, "Where does my neck end and my chest begin?" There was no longer an obvious hair gap. I buzzed down to my collar bone.

"Well, that doesn't look right," I thought. So I buzzed across the collar bone. Nope. Still not right.

I continued working my way down, trying to make things look "right" but it just got worse and worse until I was completely man-scaped!

In the lemonade category, it is easier to clean the shower now. I'm also expecting less bellybutton lint.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

AAHHHHHhhh... I'm blind at the thought...

Too much information....

talljay said...

Yeah, once you remove the canopy, the forest floor is pretty white.

Blindingly white. :-)

DeborahSmith said...

Have you ever heard the term "too much information"?

talljay said...

This blog is almost totally based on TMI.

DeborahSmith said...

I just wanted to let you know that should you ever decide to grow the hair back you can rest easy knowing that the hair cleaned out of your shower drain can be put to excellent use...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=538108&in_page_id=1770

talljay said...

That would be one kinky sweater!

Anonymous said...

Cutting your chest hair won't get rid of belly button lint. It is well known that belly button lint gathers due to two things:

1. The Coriolis effect
2. The chakra located at your navel (manipura) sucks in all lint.

talljay said...

I lost my chakra in an incident I call the Chakra Con. Usually I repeat the name a few times. Chakra Con. Chakra Con.

I have seen no BB lint since the fateful buzzing. There may actually be some validity to the hair vs. lint theory.