After many months/years of looking for both, I find there are many parallels between what I look for in an apartment and what I look for in a woman. Let's go to the tale of the tape:
| Apartment | Woman |
| Post-war but not new construction | not too old or too young |
| high floor | tall |
| 1 bedroom | no kids |
| Outdoor space | likes outdoors |
| Walk to Central Park | fit |
| Separate fridge to keep wine at optimum temperature | not too whiny |
| low maintenance | low maintenance |
| nice view | nice to view |
| Blinds | sees |
| Brazilian hardwood | Brazilian wax |
| Plenty of space for my junk | Not too much space for my junk |
5 comments:
Do I want to know how self-cleaning oven applies to something you look for in a significant other? Did you ever stop and think that perhaps the idea of searching out a mate who possesses a "self-cleaning oven" is the reason you have not yet located your mate?
Yeah, I couldn't figure out anything to equate to "sense-of-humor".
I see that you edited out the most offensive comment, quite surreptitiously, in fact. Isn't this the sort of thing you would usually blog about?
oops, I didn't mean to say comment, I meant to say line item.
I usually don't read stuff after I post it. That line just didn't work plus I thought up the "blinds/sees" line so I replaced it.
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