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Sunday, April 13, 2014

Reflections on horseback riding

Isn't horseback riding a little redundant? What other parts of a horse can you ride besides its back?

EEEE shoes don't fit well in stirrups.

You want your shoes well into the stirrups when your house starts trotting.

Horses are very good at avoiding branches and cacti. They are not so good at ensuring you avoid them.

If your horse stops for no reason, it's probably pooping.

Why is it that in America cowboys ride horses but in Mexico caballeros ride caballos? Speaking of which, learn the phrase "Whoa caballo." Es muy importante!

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