If you're looking for the funniest stuff, I suggest starting with the Steve, Don't Eat It Homage and then the travel category. You're on your own with the older posts that have yet to be categorized.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Glow Mail

Attention teenagers!

Are your parents really getting on your case? Telling you what you can and can't do, what time to be home, do you homework, eat your vegetables, blah, blah, blah.

Well, this is a democracy...not a dictatorship. So if your 'rents are acting like 'tators, order a few thousand of these in their name and George W. Bush himself will personally see to it that democracy is restored to your house!

Also works for annoying co-workers, neighbors who play their music too loud and people who stand in line at the ATM and don't get their card out until after they get to the machine.

Update! A friend pointed out the "Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought" which features mousetraps, anal douches, crotchless knickers, 1 lb. fat replica, electromagnetic field meter, goat's milk and several Resident Evil books.

I really don't want to meet anyone who's bought that uranium.


Anonymous said...

Link is hosed.

Rick S.

talljay said...

Really? I just rechecked it and it worked fine.

Anonymous said...

Must have been a glitch this morning. Works for me now.

Should I also order them for people who pay for lunch in a company cafeteria (or any fast food joint) with a credit card?

Those links of what buyers of this also bought were WAY more funny than your post :)

Rick S.

talljay said...

Cash is soooo second Millenium.