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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

How Many More Pets Need To Die To Get This Off The Front Page?

Here's a quick update on the top news stories today:

There were warning signs in the Virginia Tech shootings. Also, the "Beautiful, clever [and] talented" victims were honored. No word on the other victims. And, importantly, it is reported that the killer was "angry with rich kids" so if you're a kid, give away your money or grow up quickly. If you're a parent of a rich kid you can possibly save your child's life by reducing their allowance.

In the non-news section, some more people were killed in various places but they weren't American college students so who cares.

The only other important news story is:
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2 comments:

Wolfger said...

I agree completely, but you missed one of the biggest non-American-college-kid slaughters that nobody gave a shit about. 192 killed in one attack on April 19th

(oh, never mind... this post was from the 19th)

talljay said...

Unfortunately, there will like be more.