If you're looking for the funniest stuff, I suggest starting with the Steve, Don't Eat It Homage and then the travel category. You're on your own with the older posts that have yet to be categorized.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

When Empty, It's An Itching Wedge


Guaranteed to keep you out of the woods!
That is my number one issue.
... designed from a lightweight resin with a molded grip.
Like my cell phone which I use to answer calls.
Every aspect of this piece of equipment has been meticulously worked out to make it simple and trouble free to use.
As easy as shaking hands with the President!
... intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course.
OK. What is going on here?
The cap opens and closes easily and is designed with a triple sealing system to ensure that it is leak proof.
Oh! It's for smuggling liquor!
Capacity: Over half a liter, ...
Enough for a foursome!
Length: Like a standard 7 iron.
That's what she said!
... freedom of the hands to manipulate the club...
That's what ... oh, wait. I used that one already. Uhmmm.
How else would I manipulate it? With my mouth? That's what ... oh, never mind.
and zipper.
What?!
... holds twice the volume commonly urinated.
Oh, god! I wonder how much vomit it can hold! Hllluuurrrk!

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Bonus: funny commercial. "Looks like you're just checking out your club!"

Also, if you've been golfing recently and you thought people mistakenly took you for being from the Continent when they yelled, "Hey! European!", they probably thought you were using this club.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

that is, um, disturbing.

mess

talljay said...

In an informal survey, everyone I asked missed most of the double-entendre jokes, starting with the post title unless they read the post more than once. Oh, well.

Anonymous said...

I caught most of them. It made the post amusing while the product was disturbing.

I am forced to wonder what a full club would do to you swing.

mess

talljay said...

I've seen too many broken bats in baseball to find out.