Or We Could All Be Phalangerers

You can divide most people in this country into two groups. One thinks that the Democrats or Republicans do a good job of representing their views and the other thinks WTF is wrong with the people in the first group.

For these latter people, I was going to start a Party, not to represent your political views but, instead, to represent your view on politics. Unfortunately, the name I wanted is already used by a Party in Lebanon and I didn't want to cause any confusion.

The name would have been the Phalange Party and we could have all be Phalangists (not to be confused with philangophiles).

It's too bad because there are a huge number of people that are interested. When I tried flashing them the Party Symbol, they usually flashed it right back in solidarity.