Friend: I was touched by Jesus.
Me: Please show us on this doll where, exactly, he touched you.
Friend: Meat is not allowed on Fridays. Only fish.
Me: What about whale meat? That's not a fish.
Friend: Well...
Me: How about a platypus? Nobody knows what they are.
Pick just about any random post for step 3.
Friday, April 07, 2006
How To Be A Heretic In 3 Easy Steps
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