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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

In The Morning, I've Got A Sword

Maybe the weirdest quiz ever.

I am a excalibur!
Find your own pose!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not sure what controlled substances the writer of thoes questions was on

talljay said...

There is some conjecture that everybody's pose comes out as Excalibur. Anybody get anything else?

amoose said...

My pose came out as "The Seatbelt"

talljay said...

I did another with random answers and it came up "Springload" or something like that. Basically, one person on their side, knees near chest, feet on the back of the other person. If the spring is sprung, the other person goes flying off the bed. This seems like quite a funny book.

What'd the Seatbelt look like?

amoose said...

I didn't pay that much attention, but the main thing about the seatbelt is that one person's arm is across the body of the other person, similar to a shoulder belt in a car. I immediately dismissed this position and didn't even look at the legs, because I HATE this position! I'm all for cuddling, but not when I want to sleep. I prefer to be awake for affection and when sleeping, isolation is my preferred condition. The odd thing is that my husband loves to put his 500 pound arm across my body at bed time. Of course, it is always removed with a "You know I can't sleep like that". The even funnier thing is, when my son crawls in the bed after a nightmare, my husband is similarly rebuked by him for his "seatbelt".

talljay said...

Why is everything 500 lbs.? 500 lb. arms, 500 lb. gorillas, uhm, etc.

amoose said...

Because 1000 lbs seems totally unbelievable.

talljay said...

lol

jayssister said...

I am a pinching koala and tree!