My friends keep sending me pictures of their daughters.
Naked.
At some point Chris Hansen will show up at my door and ask me what I think I'm doing.
They are both under 3 years old but at some point they have to stop. What's the cut-off date? 4? 5? (Update: To all the people e-mailing me, NO, I will NOT send you copies of the pictures!)
Last night on Dr. 90210, a 25-year old woman was having a breast lift. Her dad was not at the operation but was there when the bandages came off. I think that if your daughter is 25 and has some kind of breast surgery, as a dad you get 1 second, maybe 2, to give a clinical review and then move on to something else. Basically, make sure they're about the same size and the nipples are centered (i.e. your daughter is cross-nippled). That's it. The guy last night was practically drooling over his daughters breasts! Daddy's little girls! Ick Factor 8!
It totally made me lose my erection. (That's a joke people!)
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
The Lesser Known Brother Of Max Factor
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I have a three year old daughter and I try to not take naked pics of her. I mean you can do tub shots, etc. in such a way that the bubbles cover everything up.
On a completely different note (my mind works in truly odd ways) I was babysitting for three boys who were brothers and we were looking through their family albums. All of a sudden I look at a page and can't believe what I am seeing. The youngest of the three points to the pic that I noticed and says "Oh and thats my mommy's pee pee. Thats Williams head coming out of mommy's pee pee" The little boy was I think 6 at the time. I mean I understand that the mother was a nurse and teaching her sons about anatomy etc but YUCK! I wouldn't want my children knowing my (insert favored term here) better than my gyno.
Anyway back to your topic I don't think I would be sending my friends full naked pics period.
The pictures of my friends' kids don't bother me...yet. I was just using it to juxtapose with the Dad staring at his daughters (insert your favorite term here).
Putting pics of your cootch in the family album is odd...whether there's a head coming out of it or not.
not sure that dad should even be there. I think that review should hae been maybe a bikini shot at most.
mess
Maybe dad wanted to see what he was paying for?
I should note that this same woman was on a previous season having her labia reduced. I don't remember dad checking in on that one. Perhaps because she had a boyfriend at the time (who was getting a scrotum lift).
. . . had to comment on talljay's comment - -
Was the boyfriend getting a scrotum life from Dad? because the boy was checking on the daughter's labia reduction?? hahaha
He seemed like more of a creepy dad than a over-protective dad.
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