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Sunday, October 07, 2007

Who Took My Red Grappler?

I think I figured out what I want to do for my next job.

Mixed martial arts referee.

From what I can see, the qualifications are:

  1. Wear gloves (because of all the blood)
  2. Stop the fight when one guy passes out, taps out or dies
  3. Make sure fighters don't hit their opponent in the back of the head or the balls (those are all the rules)
  4. Say "Let's git it on!"
I'll need to work a little on the gloves.

2 comments:

frenchie said...

Ok, you need a new job, very soon.

talljay said...

You have no idea...