Way back when, I posted about the horrific Budweiser Chelada. One reader (of about three) was dumb nice enough to go out and get some and smart enough to pawn it off on someone else. Here, dear readers, is her story:
DeborahSmith said...
There was no way I could ever bring myself to consume such liquid but my Dad had been saying that the young guys he worked with would drink anything. So... I gave it to my Dad and said the only catch was I wanted to hear what they thought of it. They told my Dad that he better never do anything like that to them again. They couldn't believe how terrible it tasted. It met all their criteria too because it was alcohol and on top of that it was free."Those guys" criteria for drinkin':
- alcohol - check!
- free - check!
- boobs - check!
- free - check!
- free - check!
- no penis* - check!
Around 15,000 BC.
* - or substitute a dress or boobs and lots of alcohol
2 comments:
Does your dirty mind always go directly to sex? The post was about alcohol and you turned it into something about sex. I don't see any correlation...
58% of all pregnancies in the US occur after copious consumption of alcohol.
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