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Monday, July 16, 2007

Say 4 Our Father's and 978,485,322 Hail Mary's

$660,000,000 for 500+ cases of abuse. The exact distribution to be based on time and severity of the abuse.

Maybe something like:

  • fondling: $20,000
  • forced to blow a priest: $100,000
  • blown by a priest: $20 (this could really add up though)
  • toss a Holy salad: $2,000,000
  • f**ked in the ass by a priest: $1,000,000
  • f**ked in the ass by a lawyer: 40% of all that money you made...the hard way
This calls for my favorite lawyer joke:
Q: Why do lawyers always wear neckties?

A: To keep the foreskin from rolling over their heads.
I bet all those priests are walking around with thumb drives, too.

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