From TiVotee To Tivotoe

How do you keep your tootsies warm in the winter?

Well, you might say "set them on fire!" or "bury them 10 deep!" Well, you might say that if you're Rwandan or you're willing to risk your blogutation on a genocide joke.

Or you can trade hot stock tips worth tens of thousands of dollars for a TiVo referral, netting you 5000 points and the opportunity to look this stupid.