God Hates America

It has been less than a month and already there has been another "miracle" plane crash and once again, God has chosen to bypass America with his miracles. America has more flights than any other country in the world* and yet we have been snubbed again and again by God and his miracles. Now, Peru I can understand. It seems like a serious and pious country but the previous miracle was French/Canadian. I mean, puh-lease.
Maybe someone with a really deep and ethereal voice can talk to Pat Robertson and ask him to ask his flock to pray for a miracle for the US, assuming he's not to busy calling for an assassination, or denying that he did, or apologizing for the first or...nevermind, he's clearly too busy.

* - I have no idea if this is true but is sure sounds correct.