It's a Miracle

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, count yourself as unblessed if were not on yesterday's Air France "Miracle" flight 358 from Paris to Canada. Where were you? Were you driving home from work? Did you wreck your car but emerge alive? No? HEATHEN! Just like me.
Well, I plan to do something about it and you should too. Tonight, get in your car and drive as fast as you can then ram into something, like another car, or a school bus or better yet just some kids. Don't worry, if they are up to date on their prayers there will certainly be a miracle and they'll live. If not, the world is a better place without them, right?

And people think Muslim extremists are the problem....