I Guess He Was Going To Walk

I love how this guy claims he was "on his way to Bible study" but decided a free strip-o-gram would be a better use of his time.

Cop: So, were you expecting these people?
Guy: No sir. I was actually getting ready to leave.
Cop: Where were you heading?
Guy: Uhmmm, uhhhh, oh yeah, Bible study.
Cop: Bible study?
Guy: Yessir.
Cop: On Monday?
Guy: I'm very prius.
Cop: You mean pious?
Guy: Yes, that too.