Yo! Handbasket!

After two weeks I finally got to the climax with Galileo's Daughter and immediately fell asleep. Actually, first I called a friend (one of two people) who had recommended Galileo's Daughter to me and then fell asleep.

After reading this book, I have to declare the Catholic Church the most f**ked-up organization in the world. (By the way, I'm including in that comparision all the companies I've ever worked for and they're all pretty f**ked-up.)

Now, you may be thinking, "But Jay, you read Dianetics. How can the Catholic Church be more f**ked up than the Church of Scientology?" That's a good question. For that matter, you could point out Jews For Jesus, which, by its own name is f**ked up. The reason these can't compete is simply a matter of size. Here's the formula:

f * a = F

where 'f' is how f**cked up the idea is,
'a' is the number of people who adhere to this idea, and
'F' is the total f**ked up-edness of the organization.

By the way, I'll be investigating Islam, Hinduism and Buddism soon so these results may vary. But for now, congratulations to the Catholic Church!