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Monday, August 20, 2007

Let's Do A Bear Bong

Read this story about a guy found half-eaten in a bear cage. Go ahead, I'll wait.

Here's my theory on what happened: the took off his clothes and smeared some honey on his manhood hoping the bears might lick it (and him) off. Oops!

If you've got a better theory, I'd love to hear it. Leave it in the comments.


Wolfger said...

I was hoping somebody would blog this. My personal theory was that he was attempting to rape the bears, but I suppose your theory is actually more practical. I guess I just don't think very much about how to get dangerous animals to make me cum...

talljay said...

I don't think he thought very much about it either. That is the danger!