Read this story about a guy found half-eaten in a bear cage. Go ahead, I'll wait.
Here's my theory on what happened: the took off his clothes and smeared some honey on his manhood hoping the bears might lick it (and him) off. Oops!
If you've got a better theory, I'd love to hear it. Leave it in the comments.
Monday, August 20, 2007
Let's Do A Bear Bong
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2 comments:
I was hoping somebody would blog this. My personal theory was that he was attempting to rape the bears, but I suppose your theory is actually more practical. I guess I just don't think very much about how to get dangerous animals to make me cum...
I don't think he thought very much about it either. That is the danger!
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