If you're looking for the funniest stuff, I suggest starting with the Steve, Don't Eat It Homage and then the travel category. You're on your own with the older posts that have yet to be categorized.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

We Don't Need No Water Let The Mother%@#$ Burn

"It was monstrously painful. I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
I'm sure it was something horrible. It always is...the guy's fault, I mean. Look at recent news. Michael Vick will probably spend 2 or 3 years in jail for killing some dogs while Mary Winkler got 2 months for killing her husband.

If only Michael had thought to use the excuse that the dogs made him engage in sex and wear slutty outfits, he might be playing football this fall.

Well, that and being white.

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