Clay Achin'

I have a terrible flaw that causes me to consistently overestimate people's intelligence. A year ago I would have told you there wasn't anybody who could be chosen to run against Sen. Rick Santorum (link may not be work safe) that I wouldn't vote for. What was I thinking?

Enter State Treasurer Bob Crazy. It's people like this that are the reason that people like me can't stand politics. It's like that Play-Doh machine I wish I had when I was a kid. Insert formless clay/political wanna-be. Set the shape to circle/square/star/Democrat/Republican/lunatic. Give a little push and *bloop* out comes what looks like a piece of sh*t but with the right handler can be the next President of the United States.

So, I plan to go to the polls and make my choice between two write-in options:

1. Myself
2. You All Suck

It's a tight race right now.