Why Don't iPeas Come In An iPod?

Based on recent non-events, I'm led to believe that one (or more) of the following is true:

1. People don't want free iTunes.
2. People are too lazy to send an e-mail for free iTunes.
3. People who act like asses are self policing.
4. Dead animals in freezers are quite common.

Anybody have any funnier ideas?

BTW - if it's not clear from the post, the free iTunes offered here are still available.