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Monday, November 06, 2006

Fat Bottom Girls Make Pastors Go "Around The World"

Although it is meant seriously, this is the funniest thing I've seen on the Haggard story. Here's a snippet but you really, really, really, need to read the whole post.

Most pastors I know do not have satisfying, free, sexual conversations and liberties with their wives. At the risk of being even more widely despised than I currently am, I will lean over the plate and take one for the team on this. It is not uncommon to meet pastors’ wives who really let themselves go; they sometimes feel that because their husband is a pastor, he is therefore trapped into fidelity, which gives them cause for laziness. A wife who lets herself go and is not sexually available to her husband in the ways that the Song of Songs is so frank about is not responsible for her husband’s sin, but she may not be helping him either.

3 comments:

cluefairy said...

I saw that and almost posted it on my blog. It fucking pisses me off that his followers are all forgiving and accepting when it suits them but heaven forbid they be like that for anyone who doesn't agree with them.

And yeah, it's all the wife's fault. She let herself go. So he had to turn to a man, cause we all know gay men take good care of themselves. *snort* I buy his "I bought some but didn't try it" as much as I did Clinton with his "didn't inhale". Which is that I didn't.

And you're right, she needs to wake up, her husband is gay.

talljay said...

Hmmm, no comment about him "leaning over the plate and taking one for the team"? :-)

cluefairy said...

*snort*