Mr. Cookie

There is no Veggie Monster.

Yesterday's lunch was interrupted with the disturbing report by a colleague that Sesame Street was renaming Cookie Monster to Veggie Monster to promote better eating habits. That appears to be nonsense.

Much better would be to change Cookie's name to Veggie and Grain Monster. And I have just the thing for him made almost entirely of oats, wheat, sugar cane, cocoa, soy and peanuts. Wait, do legumes count as veggies? How about Veggie, Grain and Legume Monster? Yeah, catchy.