Also, They're Better Typists

There was a recent very important study that showed that the ratio of the length of a woman's ring finger to her index finger is correlated to her "sporting potential" (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know-what-I-mean).

I tried to verify this with my own study but most of the women I asked were not smart enough to take part. When I asked to measure the length of their ring and index fingers, they would instead hold out only their middle fingers. Idiots.